Mud Football

So last night the singles ward played mud football at Hoggs arena. I decided I needed to at least give singles ward a try and why not give it a try at mud football. So Mckenzie Mortensen and I got ready and headed over to the arena. Once we waited for everyone to get there we decided to get the party started. It was pretty muddy with a little water on top, but we decided for awhile we would play with the sprinklers on, that was fun. But everyone decided at the beginning that we would just play with bare feet because it wasn't very rocky and the mud was nice. It comes to find out that there were millions of goat head stickers in the arena. It didn't bother me much because my feet were quite chilly so I couldn't feel much. After we got done playing we all went and jumped in the canal/ditch next to the arena. Then ate cookies. When I finally got home I looked at the bottom of my feet since they were starting to hurt. I have black slivers covering the bottom of my feet. Needless to say today I can barely walk and I have dads black smelly drawing salve covering my feet. I think it just might be easier to just amputate my foot so I don't have to have mom dig them out. I might have to end up amputating in the end anyways because there is a large chance of infection since we played in an arena with animal poo, then jumped in the canal. But for now I am at home gimping around like an old man.